This is my blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My blog is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my blog is useless. Without my blog, I am useless. I must update my blog true. I must update faster than my enemy who is trying to outdate me. I must outdate him before he outdates me. I will. Before God, I swear this creed: my blog and myself are defenders of my boundaries, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.